Did you know….
/Did you know that it IS possible to go through the drive-thru at McDonalds on a bike and pick up lunch. Actually picking it up is the easy part, it's the driving that's the tuff part, but most definatly do-able...
Must be cold down there…
/It must be snowing in hell right now. Today we had our normally end of month lunch where they talk about thing happening in the company and stuff, they also hand out monthly awards. Well today they were passing out awards and they go to the employee of the month. Belinda starts into her little speech. She starts with "This person is very quiet and polite", I'm think it could maybe be me. "This person, although quiet will tell you when you are wrong or when he disagrees with you, even if your the owner", well that too could be me. I have done that. "This person is extermely low maintenance and a joy to work with", I'm out. There is no way that could be me. "Our employee of the month for April is, Chill Will". I don't care about getting an certificate or plaque, but that parking pass they give with it will come in very handy.
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/I know, I know... I've been a little lacking in my posts lately. Well I've been pretty busy and going through a pretty stressful time lately, but I'm going to try and post a little more often. Maybe it'll be theraputic or something... :)
What’s right, What’s wrong!
/I've made an important scientific discovery. After many studies on this, it has been determined that the following is true... Clean Garage = The world is right. Dirty Gargage = Bad things be happenin. It almost works the same way with your car/truck/motorcycle. Thus, last week I cleaned my garage and this weekend I'm going to clean it even more. Ture, one more study on this might not be a bad idea.
Brake Job
/Here are some of the pics from my brake job from hell. By far the worse brakes I've ever seen.
Blurry overall rotor Pic.
It's worn through the side of the rotor and into the cooling channels.
This is where the brake shop welded someone else's old pad to the back of this pad which was already down to the metal.
Another welded pad pic.
Daaammmn…
/I was just settin here doing a little cypherin... ya know carring the knot and such. I was figurin on my property taxes. Ya know trying to decide how much extra I need pay each month. I have one of the lowest tax rates in the area and I am still paying $314.49 a month in taxes. That's pretty sad cuz that's not insurance or any of that other crap that they through in there..... Well gotta go sell some blood or something....
More Chicken Commands
/Here are some commands that the subservient chicken will follow:
*Hide behind the couch
*Moonwalk
*Riverdance
*Somersault
*Make a chicken sandwich
*Creep me out
*Bullfight
*Turn off lights
*Box
*Pee on the couch
*Go crazy
*Act like a dog
*The robot dance
*Lay an Egg
*Lick your toes
http://www.subservientchicken.com/
You’d think I’d learn
/In the immortal word of a famous eleven, almost twelve year old, "Today was very purdy-full". Since it was a nice day I rode the bike. You'd think that I'd learn the lessons that are the tuffest learned. But nooo... So I'm starting a list....
1. A starched collar at 80mph will beat you to DEATH!
Chicken, the way you want it.
/Check this out.... http://www.subservientchicken.com/ Just tell him what you want him to do. Ya know , like run around, sit on the couch, and get naked.
Gods Country is on Fire…
/Check out the "Weather" back home..... Notice the Heat Index, all 677 degrees of it.
Good or Bad?
/I don't exactly know where I fit in this. Maybe I need to get on the ball, so to speak, and get to preventing cancer.... :)
http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/04/07/cancer.ejaculations.ap/index.html
Mayberry RFD aint got nuthin on Prosper
/So Prosper has a population of about 2300 as of the last census. There is one gas station and a couple of small businesses. There's not a Wal-Mart, there is not a McDonalds, hell there is not even a stop light. So what do you think we need more than anything??? That's right, and Ethan Allen Furniture store. I won't drive the 8 miles to McDonalds to get a Big Mac so I probably won't drive that half a mile for over priced furniture either. Go figure....
Leo got a promotion….
/So Leo, Brandt's cat, has got a promotion of sorts. He is now, not only a pushy yet lovable bundle of excitement, but he's also head time keeper and chief waker upper..... It's 5:45 and my alarm goes off. Do I get up right away, of course not. That's why god made snooze buttons. That's just not good enough for Leo. He has to come in and pester the crap outta me until I finally wake up just to get him to leave me alone. I know he sets around all night just waiting for that thing to go off. Well he's not done at this point. So I get up and go in to wake up Carol or at least make sure she's awake. Well Leo charges in there meowing louder than really should come outta his little body. You'd think he almost hurt himself meowing that loud. Now it's time for him to jump up on her bed and get right in her face. That kitty breath will wake up just about anybody. Next victim, Brandt. Leo knows what is coming so he runs in there before I even get close. He's tired of meowing at this point so standing on the victim with his pointy little feet works pretty good at this point. With all the commotion of the last 10 minutes Brandt wakes up pretty good. At this point Leo's daily duties are complete and he can go about his business of knocking my clothes off the hangers in the closet and keeping an eye on the dog in the back yard.
Bah Humbug….
/Don't you wish you could see the private journal right now, It's a pretty good one...
Why does everything in life have to be so hard?
/It's just a question but why does everything in life have to be so hard. Can't something just be easy for a change? Anyhoo....
Copy Cat
/Well if Steph can post one so can I! :P
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/Ya know what's cool, well or scary depending on how you look at it, is doing 100 and then realizing that you still have a gear and a half left to go... :) Ummmm... errrrrr... Or so I'm told. :P
MMmmummmmm!!!!
/If you put enough creamer and sugar in coffee, it's almost drinkable. Almost! I'm trying to find a way cuz they say it's good for diabetics but with 15 spoons of sugar I don't see how that's possible. :)
I don’t care!
/I don't care! I don't care who's Idea it was, I don't care when it started, I don't care why it is, I don't care if it's because the warm weather, I don't care if it's because there is a sale going on down at the gettin place, I just don't care. I don't care about any of that, all I do care about is I'm thanking the lord that it's that time of the year when all the tank tops, halter tops, tube tops, and bare mid-drift tops come out. Maybe next week it'll be the little short shorts.... :)